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Newt and the Space Cadets

Coming off his blowout victory over Mitt Romney in South Carolina, the cradle of the secessionist South and ostensible hotbed of red-blooded conservatism, Newt Gingrich rolled into Florida’s economically decimated “Space Coast” and revealed his grand vision for the future: an American colony on the moon.

“By the end of my second term,” Gingrich said, “we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American.”

That’s eight years from now.

Never mind the impracticality of the idea, we’ll assume that it is indeed possible to undertake such an endeavor as the creation and completion of a viable American moon colony in eight years.

But let’s flashback quickly to the night before Newt announced his audacious plan.

On Tuesday, Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels was tapped to deliver the GOP response to President Obama’s State of the Union Address. In it, Daniels outlined a fairly standard set of latter-day Republican talking points to counter Obama’s calls to government action: “Financial Doomsday, Crippling Deficits, Debt will Destroy Us, etc.”

Here’s an excerpt of the response in which Daniels sums up America’s current financial situation (full text here):

In our economic stagnation and indebtedness, we are only a short distance behind Greece, Spain, and other European countries now facing economic catastrophe.  But ours is a fortunate land.   Because the world uses our dollar for trade, we have a short grace period to deal with our dangers.  But time is running out, if we are to avoid the fate of Europe, and those once-great nations of history that fell from the position of world leadership.

This message is indicative of the wider Republican preoccupation with debt and deficits that has consumed the party and its policy-making since the 2010 ascent of the Tea Party.

The Tea Party’s influence, though it may be waning today, launched the crusade against deficit spending and the federal government and allowed for the now-defunct presidential campaigns of Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, and Rick Perry.

Today, the Tea Party coalition overwhelmingly supports would-be moon colonizer Newt Gingrich.

The space plan creates a bizarre ideological paradox.

While his policy page includes no mention of government infrastructure projects to improve American roads, bridges, internet connections, etc. (such a policy would be anathema to Tea Partiers given the financial state of the nation), he’d be willing to shell out the bucks to build a moon colony that’s sole discernible purpose is to give the finger to Russian and Chinese lookers-on.

Slate Magazine’s Lawrence Krauss today broke down Newt’s plan and came to the conclusion that it would cost no less than $1 trillion to create any sort of inhabitable American “state on the moon”, citing the fact that the projected cost of simply sending four men to the moon by 2018 is $104 billion.

So how is it that Newt, who inexplicably carries Tea Party support, and is making a serious run at the Florida primary, is able to propose what basically amounts to $1 trillion dollars in additional government spending over the next decade that would have virtually no benefit for the American people?

And how can this happen at the same time that Newt & co. call Barack Obama a socialist, and give him heat for wanting to use half of the money saved from the drawdown of the Iraq War for infrastructure investment?

Newt’s campaign, of course, is not built around a massive space program, but it is built around his self-created “ideas man” persona. This is simply the latest example of one of his “big ideas” which often involve a hefty dose of government intervention.

It is clear from the level of support that Newt maintains that the true grievance of the Tea Party faction of the GOP has less to do with an opposition to government action than pure reactionary anger against the “other” that they perceive to have wrecked America.

This rage most basic is not an ideology, it’s just fear that is now being harnessed and mobilized by the shrewd Mr. Gingrich for his own political gains.

For now, it’s working.

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The Albums We’re Looking Forward to in 2012

We here at Permission to Boogie are tremendously excited about Season 2 of the show. For one thing, it means we can return to our favorite soapbox to discuss all the interesting people, events, and ideas new in 2012. But the new year will also be bringing plenty of promising new music, and 2012 looks to be especially great. Here are six of our most anticipated albums that will be arriving during this season of PTB.

January 31

Leonard Cohen – Old Ideas (Columbia)

The renowned singer, song-writer, poet, and novelist (I’m sure there’s more) returns with a new album for 2012. Although Cohen hasn’t disappeared by any means – he recently completed a world tour last year to great acclaim – he hasn’t released a studio album since Dear Heather in 2004. You can listen to three of the songs that will appear on the new album here.

Lana Del Rey – Born to Die (Stranger, Interscope)

You can’t help but be curious. Lana Del Rey, or whatever her name is, has gotten a lot of hate. I mean a lot of hate – particularly for someone who has yet to release a big-time album (The Awl has a good piece about all the controversy). On the other hand, there has been a lot of hype too, and either way, the actual music should be the deciding factor.

February 7

Sharon Van Etten – Tramp (Jagjaguwar)

Pretty much everyone liked Sharon Van Etten’s previous two albums, Epic and Because I Was In Love, including us here at PTB. Now add to that the following: The National’s Aaron Dessner, Wye Oak’s Jen Wasner, and The Walkmen drummer Matt Barrick all collaborated with her on this one, representing three of the top ten most-played bands on PTB. Needless to say, we’re looking forward to Van Etten’s latest.

If you’re also looking forward to her new album and you’re in the Iowa City area, you can catch Van Etten at the Mission Creek Festival here in late March. For now you can listen to her new song “Serpents” here.

February 14

Tennis – Young & Old (Fat Possum)

I’ll admit I wasn’t a huge fan of Tennis’ first album, Cape Dory, which was released around this time last year. But the husband-and-wife duo has released a great single called “Origins” for their upcoming album which sounds very promising. You can check out the song here.

February 28

Fanfarlo – Rooms Filled With Light (Atlantic)

A PTB favorite, Fanfarlo will be releasing their sophomore album in a few weeks. Their first album Reservoir  featured some great songs including “Drowning Men” and “Harold T. Wilkins, or How to Wait for a Very Long Time”, but if the indications are true, Rooms will replace some of the more folksy sounds of Reservoir with some post-punk elements and even some electronic bits. Should be interesting. Check out the single “Shiny Things” here.

March 6

Bowerbirds – The Clearing (Dead Oceans)

I enjoyed Bowerbirds’ last album, Upper Air from 2009, in particular the songs “House of Diamonds” and “Northern Lights”. But as I understand it, while the album was well received, it failed to garner the kind of success that bands like Fleet Foxes and Bon Iver have managed to find, despite being very accessible music. Take a listen to “Tuck the Darkness In”, the single from their upcoming release, though, and I think you’ll agree Bowerbirds is poised to gain a lot more attention. Bowerbirds will also be appearing in Iowa City in late March/early April at the Mission Creek Festival.

Obviously there are many, many more bands which will be releasing new albums in the coming months. To see more, check out Pitchfork‘s and NME‘s lists of upcoming albums. If you want to see what some of the top music critics and outlets are looking forward to check out the following links:

Stereogum’s 50 Most Anticipated Albums of 2012

SPIN’s 25 Winter Albums That You Gotta Hear

BPM’s Most Anticipated Albums of 2012

NPR’s 2012 Winter Music Preview

Feel free to send us a comment with what albums you’re looking forward to and would like to hear on the show this season.

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Paula’s Most Sinister Dishes

By now you know. Paula Deen, the Food Network’s greased-up celebrity hedonist-in-chief, has diabetes.

Granted, this is not surprising. Paula once famously taught America how to make a “Heart Attack”, a bacon cheeseburger with doughnut buns and a fried egg on top. Everyone knew that beneath her inhumanly tight old lady skin, her innards were untended grease trap caked with half a century of coagulated meat drippings.

The truly repugnant part of this story, however, has nothing to do with the way Paula cooks, or even with the relative nonchalance with which she has conducted herself of late. No, the real issue is that Paula found out about her condition three years ago.

For the last three years, during which time the TV star’s brand exploded, Paula has been cashing in by cooking up some heinous-ass food. And only just now, Paula is moving comfortably into the next stratum of decadence as a shill for diabetes medication. Convenient.

Let’s take a little peak at some of the things Ms. Deen has offered up since she found out about her diabetes.

This is cheesecake, topped with chocolate, sealed up in a wonton wrapper, deep-fried, rolled in powdered sugar, topped with chocolate sauce, some strawberry syrup, more powdered sugar, a heavy dollop of whipped cream, and garnished with what Paula calls a “vegetable”, which is actually a mint leaf.

What happens when Paula runs out of butter for grilled cheese making? Mayonnaise happens.

And the famous doughnut, fried egg, bacon burger.

So while all of this was going and America whooped and hollered, Paula was making money peddling the same food that undoubtedly led to her disease. And now she has miraculously turned over a new leaf, and will be making lots of money as an advocate of good healthy livin’!

The American Dream realized, y’all.

*front page picture of Paula taken from AP, via Politico*