Mitt Romney is a self-described prankster. Whether it’s cracking jokes about hollandaise sauce or cutting a gay kids hair off (LOL!), the Mittster knows how to make us laugh.

Here are 10 pranks that Romney would almost certainly love.

10. The Air Horn Wake Up

9. The Face Tape

8. The Flour Blowdryer

7. The Pot of Fireworks

6. The Shower Assualt

5. The Laser Pointer Crotch Bite

4. The Old Staple-the-Tie-to-the-Desk Trick

3. The Good Morning Mouth Banana

2. The Giant Chain Wedgie

1. The Light Your Friend on Fire

Classic.